Thursday, 13 October 2011

AH-HAH! All becomes clear!

Ok, the mystery has been solved, my friends! After having an exhausting day wondering just what on earth was going on, me and Ambam were allowed downstairs for cuddles with Mummie and Daddie. I was even allowed on the new sofa!

So comfy my nose went a bit wonky.

After cuddles Ambam and myself sat Mummie and Daddie down and we were all stern!
Mmmkay, what's been goin' on, guys? Mummie, you haven't hoovered! Daddie, your worktools are all over the place! Why have we been shut away all day? Why would you be so cruel???

Mummie said it was for our own safety, and that we could have a look in the morning before walkies.

Well! What a mess these humans make! No wonder it was so loud! Look at what they did to our little garden with their mess! Hmm, ok, there are some sharp nails out here, I SUPPOSE you were looking after our safety. And I think I heard DanDan and NanGrans anglegrinder and jigsaw. I don't like sharp things!
Look at all of this, Mummie! What did you make all this mess for?

Hey, what's up there? ...Ohhhhhhh!

You were doing a roof thing! Well I can't climb, mix mortar, use hammer and nails, or pass you tiles... but I could have pointed out bits you'd missed! I could have been helpful! I really don't know what all the fuss was about!

Even Tig doesn't know what all the fuss was about. Mummie and Daddie keep looking at it and going 'cooo, isn't it nice now?' But it was a roof before and it's a roof now- where's the difference? Now, if it had been a roof made of kibble and marrow bones, I might get excited!

Now I just have to make sure Mummie and Daddie clean the garden properly!


Julia said...

What a lovely new roof! I can't believe that you were allowed on the new sofa!

Never Say Never Greyhounds said...

I hope your garden is back to normal soon!

Declan said...

Hi. I just caught sight of you on Cult of the Greyhound and thought I'd stop by and say hello. I'm also a retired racer & I live in Yorkshire with my mums and my cat, KC - she is evil. Deccy x

houndstooth said...

Supervising humans is tough business! I'd have been greatly impressed by a roof made of Milkbones, too!